Woe is me!

I'm not going to name any names but can you believe it????!!!
One of my friends told me I was fat and now Munker & Bunker have put me on a diet.
And all that because I happen to like toast and being spoilt by my nanny!!!

I can't see what all the fuss was about really, but why Corinne ever told them I was fat, I simply don't know. I'm not!!!

There I was quite happy to share breakfast every morning with Munks and Bunks (as I like to call them) and now that has all come to an end. I mean, have they ever tried to eat dog food? No! They haven't!
I bet you if they had to eat dry bits of.....:

Wheat
Meat Meal
Wheatfeed
Maize
Chicken Meat Meal (min. 4% in Chicken Kibble)
Fat
Digest
Carrot (min 20% in Carrot Disc)
Linseed
Rice
Beet Pulp
Peas (min. 4% in Pea Kibble)
Lucerne
Vitamins and Minerals
Added Citrus Yeast and Yucca (the name yucca is a a dead giveaway is you ask me)
and Antioxidant EC additive (Antioxidants!? Do I look like I am old enough to start rusting?)

....they too would hunker for a bit of toast with a spoonful of homemade Women's Institute marmalade like Bunks & Munks are having for breakfast lately!

I guess all I can do now is open up my bag of tricks to see if we can make feeding time a happy me time once more.

I'll keep you posted!
Lots of love 'n licks,
Charlie,


Dowager Duchess of Ingrave & Herongate